Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
