You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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