please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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