This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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