used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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