i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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