Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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