how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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