I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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