Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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