seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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