Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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