Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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