I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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