Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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