absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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