oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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