Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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