Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We talked him into tasing himself.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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