can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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