I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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