so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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