Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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