I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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