names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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