She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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