actually, I'm a sock model
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm passing your future prison.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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