Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize