oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We are two peas in an std pod
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
