She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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