If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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