I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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