Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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