smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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