please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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