I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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