playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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