I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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