He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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