Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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