Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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