Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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