I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
