he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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