C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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