Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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