I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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