I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Still dying that you shit outside
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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