yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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