this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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