2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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