ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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