I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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