No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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